Adolescence is a stage that lasts from twelve to nineteen in a girl and twelve to sixty-five in a man.
If God hadn’t wanted us to put make-up on in a car, She wouldn’t have invented rear-view mirrors.
Every girl should have a cat; it won’t come when it’s called, is never around when you want it and always underfoot when you don’t, and it likes to come home late at night.- It’s great training for marriage.
When a man says his wife doesn’t understand him – it usually means she does.
And a final memo to husbands, “Does this outfit make me look fat” is not a multiple choice question.